David Cameron: I absolutely adore watching the soccer in the grounds of the Aston's Villa

Darts, Dave!

More on Keith.

Vote Tory and.......

Dave slums it

Chapeau: Bob

An odious mass of greasy, insect-ridden flesh. And Jabba the Hutt

Fake wolf picture disqualified

Yesterday this shot of a wolf in sheep's clothing was stripped of first place in the Wildly Misleading Photographer of the Year competition after judges ruled the picture was probably faked. Critics say that the picture, which shows David Cameron leaping through populist hoops, breaches the competition's rules because the subject is probably a wax model held in captivity at Millbank Tower in Westminster.

Jowls of protest

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Conservatives: We Can't Go On Like This

Not this one surely

More. More.

Ok is this one airbrushed then?

Revealed: Rejected first draft of David Cameron poster

Picture of the day: George Osborne and the Prostitute

Full shocking claims here here here and here.

George Osborne, Bullingdon Club, Oxford

David Cameron and Boris Johnson, Bullingdon Club, Oxford

David Cameron - The teenage years

Eton Boat Song

David Cameron - Earliest known photo